When Pigs Fly

We consider our mission both impossible and mandatory. Thus, the flying pig.
He seemed to get us from the very beginning — and we certainly empathized with him.
Liz Joyner
The Village Square
Founder + President
A Disclaimer on our oft-repeated notion that pigs can fly

We’re going to just get it over with. Here’s our steely-eyed fact-based interpretation of The Village Square organizational motto “When Pigs Fly…”  It will never happen. So now you know that we know and freely admit (although not often) — politics will actually never truly be civil (and it never has been).

Then why such an impossible organizational mission — why have an organization at all if you’re pretty certain you’ll never achieve what you set out to do? Because we are a people who have a history of setting out towards the impossible — and in doing so, the tectonic plates of history have moved underneath a whole planet full of people. Freedom has rung not only through the land — but into the farthest flung corners of the earth. Because by engaging our highest principles and bringing our better angels to our deepest disagreement, we have always found a better person looking back at us in the mirror. And when you live in a country full of people who do that on most days, you’re in a special place, indeed.

We’re up to the task, we’ve repeatedly proven it when times have gotten the hardest.

Flying Pigology (or what in the world were we thinking?)

Here’s what people are saying about our very favorite animal:

“an adynaton—a figure of speech so hyperbolic that it describes an impossibility. The implication of such a phrase is that the circumstances in question will never occur… often used for humorous effect, to scoff at over-ambition.” – Wikipedia

Etymology: This phrase is used presumably due to the unlikelihood that pigs will ever evolve wings. – Wiktionary

Truth be told, civility isn’t even necessarily exactly our goal. Politics will likely always be roll-up-your-sleeves-and-have-it-out messy. But the moment we stop involving ourselves in the conversation – when “tribes” form and hate begins -we’ve lost the fundamental factory-setting of democratic governance: We have to engage with each other, whether we like it or not. Out of that sloppy, challenging process comes uneasy relationships of trust that form a foundation for decisions to be made, problems to be solved. If we’re unwilling to do that, we’d be better off with a king to decide for us.  And we Americans tend to dislike that king thing.Our intention in taking on this “when pigs fly” sort of challenge is for people with differing views to find a way to walk toward each other. And where we fail in the mission to find our similarities, in the proud tradition of this country we love, we will just agree to disagree.

We think that’s the charge our founders left for us.  And in our corner of the world, we plan to keep it, Mr. Franklin.

Chapter 6: Pig and Pepper — We Players

The Flying Pig in Literature

“Thinking again?” the Duchess asked, with another dig of her sharp little chin. “I’ve a right to think,” said Alice sharply, for she was beginning to feel a little worried. “Just about as much right,” said the Duchess, “as pigs have to fly….” — Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

John Steinbeck was told by his professor that he would be an author when pigs flew. When he eventually became a novelist, he started to print every book he wrote with the insignia “Ad astra per alas porci” (to the stars on the wings of a pig).

Flying pig just thrown (or flown?) at the wall

The Flying Pig Marathon (Cincinnati, OH) The Flying Pig Cafe (Los Angeles, CA), The Flying Pig Pub and Kitchen, (Oceanside, CA) The Flying Pig Treat Shop (Beloit, WI), (The Flying Pig Bistro Pub (San Francisco, CA), Flying Pig Burger Co. (Littleton, CO), The Flying Pig Saloon (Malvern, PA), The Flying Pig Coffeehouse (Oak Island, NC), Flying Pig Frames (Philadelphia, PA), Flying Pig Productions (Brea, CA), Flying Pig Toys (Cincinnati, OH), Flying Pig Bookstore (Shelbourne, VT), and Flying Pig Grooming (not sure where, but they sell high velocity grooming dryers…for the wet pigs). And we’re just getting rolling on the devoted citizens to the herald of the impossible.

All this confirms our suspicion. We are a nation of believers in a challenge. And we’ve got challenge(s).

A final riff on flying pigs

One of the many wonderful things that has happened since we started the Village Square (flying pig mascot in tow from the beginning) is that people bring us flying pig everything – big flying ceramic pigs, flying pig posters, flying pig prints, flying pig bags, flying pig Christmas tree ornaments. Trust us, there is no lack of flying pig merchandise in this world of ours. To us, these gifts are ultimately a sign of the community we’ve always been hoping to build.  It’s looking like many join us in our pushing-rocks-up-hills kind of quest. We’re going to need you.

So if all of us roll up our sleeves and get to talking, maybe when politicians inevitably put their finger in the air, they might notice that the wind has shifted a bit. We’re going to need a lot of you blowing nice and hard – we’re going to have to hold up a pig or two.

(Oink.)

-Liz Joyner, Village Square founder (and big fan of big challenges)

**This page is thinly sourced. Pretty much Wikipedia. (Probably need to add staff in the research department.) Got more flying pig lore? Email Liz at liz@villagesquare.us, who’s a collector.